SPLIFF NEWS UPDATE

TONY MOJO HERE, BRINGIN' YA THE LATEST NEWS FROM PLANET BARF. THE 7-ELEVEN GOT DESTROYED BY A BUNCH OF FUTURE HOODLUMS, LEAVING A BUNCH OF EMPLOYEES DEAD IN A SLURPEE PUDDLE. SEPARATE GANGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BURGER KING AND MCDONALD'S AND THEY ARE DEMANDING MORE BOOGER BRAND TV DINNERS. NUCLEAR WASTE REMOVAL TECHNICIANS WERE REQUIRED AFTER TORI SPELLING LEFT HER TAMPON ON THE SET OF BEVERLY HILLS, 90210. THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HAZY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF MORE BUD. CUMMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE GUTTER, THIS IS MAX TOEJAM SIGNING OFF. MAY THE FARTS BE WITH YOU.

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

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BUD STATUS

DROOPY

"What do you think, brother?"

FEELS LIKE HEAVEN

HARMONY WITH GOD THROUGH THE ULTIMATE INTERPERSONAL EXPERIENCE BROUGHT ON BY TASTING THE FLOWER OF HEAVEN AND IMMERSING ONESELF WITHIN A THICK LAYER OF NEURO-WEED SMOKE TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A SWEET COMFORTABLE NON-VOID WITHIN THE BODY TEMPLE. ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

FUCK THE LAW

WICKED POLICE BEAT JAMZ STR8 TO YR CRANIUM. GIMME SOME DAT MEDICINE, MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. GOTTA FINANCE MY ROID USE. AS MARK TWAIN SEZ: “LAWS CONTROL THE LESSER MAN... RIGHT CONDUCT CONTROLS THE GREATER ONE.”

WEED POWER

RELIVE THIS CLASSIC VIDEO WEED AND LOOK FOR MORE SONGS ON 42.0 WEEDFM. FLOAT DOWNSTREAM ON A SLICE OF WEED WITH YOUR FAVORITE RADICAL CRIME FIGHTING WEEDS. JUST TRY NOT TO GET ANY SEWER WATER ON YOUR WEED.

BEYOND GOD AND EVIL

WELCOME TO NAZI GERMANY, WHERE ESOTERISM WAS IN FULL BLOOM. DO SOME PUSH-UPS AND GRAB A SLURPEE. JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA SEZ: "THIS IS REICH UP MY THIRD ALLEY."