TONY MOJO HERE, BRINGIN' YA THE LATEST NEWS FROM PLANET BARF. THE 7-ELEVEN GOT DESTROYED BY A BUNCH OF FUTURE HOODLUMS, LEAVING A BUNCH OF EMPLOYEES DEAD IN A SLURPEE PUDDLE. SEPARATE GANGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BURGER KING AND MCDONALD'S AND THEY ARE DEMANDING MORE BOOGER BRAND TV DINNERS. NUCLEAR WASTE REMOVAL TECHNICIANS WERE REQUIRED AFTER TORI SPELLING LEFT HER TAMPON ON THE SET OF BEVERLY HILLS, 90210. THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HAZY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF MORE BUD. CUMMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE GUTTER, THIS IS MAX TOEJAM SIGNING OFF. MAY THE FARTS BE WITH YOU.
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