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MERRY CRUSTMESS, DUDES AND DUDETTES! STOP PICKING THE LINT OUT OF YOUR BELLY BUTTON AND FIND A COMFORTABLE BEANBAG CHAIR TO SQUEEZE YOUR BUTT INTO. IT'S MR. ROGERS HERE, BROADCASTING TO YOU LIVE FROM FART.FM ON PLANET EERIE, INDIANA. I'M HERE ON THIS FINE XMAS DAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN UP AND COMING YOUNG ARTIST WHO HAS BEEN CLAWING HIS WAY THROUGH A ROOM FULL OF FLOAM THESE LAST FEW DAYS, AND HAS FINALLY FOUND A WAY OUT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, EMERGING FROM THE FLOAM OPENED UP A WORM HOLE AND HE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE BACK! ANYWAY, THIS SLIMEBAG GOES BY THE NAME "DJ ECTO COOLER" BUT PREFERS TO BE REFERRED TO BY HIS BIRTH NAME, ZACK MORRIS. HE'S HERE TO HURL NERF FOOTBALLS AT YOU UNTIL YOU CRY. HE'LL HAVE YOU CLENCHING YOUR TEETH IN MINUTES WITH HIS HIGH OCTANE CREEPING AUDIO WARES. BE SURE TO PUT ON A BLINDFOLD BEFORE LISTENING TO GET THE FULL EFFECT. WHEN ASKED TO DESCRIBE HIS MUSIC, MR. MORRIS HAD THIS TO SAY: "IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SITTING ON THE COUCH EATING A TV DINNER AND WATCHING THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF REPO MAN ON REPEAT, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLIMED, BUT YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT'S JUST REALLY THICK MUCUS." I'M HERE TO PUT THIS FAR-OUT LUMP OF COAL INTO YOUR MIND-STOCKING. ROLL UP A SPLIFF AND GET READY FOR A RIDE ON MEGA MOUNTAIN: http://www.mediafire.com/?nluf5iomzohsu49

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