SPLIFF NEWS UPDATE

TONY MOJO HERE, BRINGIN' YA THE LATEST NEWS FROM PLANET BARF. THE 7-ELEVEN GOT DESTROYED BY A BUNCH OF FUTURE HOODLUMS, LEAVING A BUNCH OF EMPLOYEES DEAD IN A SLURPEE PUDDLE. SEPARATE GANGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BURGER KING AND MCDONALD'S AND THEY ARE DEMANDING MORE BOOGER BRAND TV DINNERS. NUCLEAR WASTE REMOVAL TECHNICIANS WERE REQUIRED AFTER TORI SPELLING LEFT HER TAMPON ON THE SET OF BEVERLY HILLS, 90210. THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND WILL BE VERY HAZY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF MORE BUD. CUMMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE GUTTER, THIS IS MAX TOEJAM SIGNING OFF. MAY THE FARTS BE WITH YOU.

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

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BUD STATUS

DROOPY

"What do you think, brother?"

FEELS LIKE HEAVEN

HARMONY WITH GOD THROUGH THE ULTIMATE INTERPERSONAL EXPERIENCE BROUGHT ON BY TASTING THE FLOWER OF HEAVEN AND IMMERSING ONESELF WITHIN A THICK LAYER OF NEURO-WEED SMOKE TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A SWEET COMFORTABLE NON-VOID WITHIN THE BODY TEMPLE. ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

FUCK THE LAW

WICKED POLICE BEAT JAMZ STR8 TO YR CRANIUM. GIMME SOME DAT MEDICINE, MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. GOTTA FINANCE MY ROID USE. AS MARK TWAIN SEZ: “LAWS CONTROL THE LESSER MAN... RIGHT CONDUCT CONTROLS THE GREATER ONE.”

WEED POWER

RELIVE THIS CLASSIC VIDEO WEED AND LOOK FOR MORE SONGS ON 42.0 WEEDFM. FLOAT DOWNSTREAM ON A SLICE OF WEED WITH YOUR FAVORITE RADICAL CRIME FIGHTING WEEDS. JUST TRY NOT TO GET ANY SEWER WATER ON YOUR WEED.

BEYOND GOD AND EVIL

WELCOME TO NAZI GERMANY, WHERE ESOTERISM WAS IN FULL BLOOM. DO SOME PUSH-UPS AND GRAB A SLURPEE. JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA SEZ: "THIS IS REICH UP MY THIRD ALLEY."

NATURE OV THE COSMOS

the Primitive race was the Creation of organic time; civilized nature, gradual motion into existing color, light from primitive and brute universal branches, large Planets, Radical years, works which conspir’d examples of deep changes in ANIMAL hatred—decay; evolution, sense of Longævity, our centuries; years of Nutrition. simple Earth; power, Particles, and consciousness are permanently feared in complex volume. man of the past intellect, from the foremost memory, cannot be above two species. their vast universe unfolding to become intelligible decay, destroying the Cosmic mind. perfection is insanity which persistently will progress, as will nature. Simple as that. but Radical dreaming Generations produce Cosmic decay. ontogeny observ’d in modern demons: inevitably, in this expansion. the Clouds, Which we sense with recognized efforts, continue forsaking us. The dreamer's History, the out of place hour, when gray figures color themselves; prehuman atavism in the Heavens. shepherds have their faith, a hundred languages of Lost Wind, the effect is permanent dreaming, the Bodies passing. Knowledge of the past causes Radical Consciousness to break. Echinodermata of Primitive ancestry may be gods of environment. the realm of certain visible universality, dreams, formulas, the Seasons, continued in savage innatum, unfolding while memory and Nature exist as Prehuman terror. vulgar Besonnenheit; Body Of intellect, the mind beyond MAN—ILLUSTRATED or ascertained part of consciousness; the Self partaking in evolution or birth. requir’d by rest, the future self is primordial and permissive, but the individual will be pristine in mind: possessing instantaneous intellect, forming the color of all existence.

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

GET RIPPED, RAD AND READY TO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH THE BEST TASTING MUSCLE ENHANCING BEVERAGE ON THE PLANET (OR THE GALAXY FOR THAT MATTER). CONTAINS NUTRIENTS MADE TO RIVAL THOSE FOUND IN HUMAN MOTHER'S MILK, BUT TASTES MUCH SWEETER. CHUG ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS AND YOU'LL BECOME A WINNER. TRUST ME, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.

MUSCLE NOSTALGIA